Blueberry & Lavender "Lumples"

Two years ago, right before Richard and my wedding, I met the most lovely woman named Kathy, who just so happened to be from Virginia. Since my soon to be husband was also from the south, we became fast friends due to her constant insisting that since I was NOT from the south, she  had to teach me how to bake just like a proper southern lady. You see, Kathy is seriously one of the best bakers I have ever met. Not just someone who can follow a recipe and actually remember to include all of the ingredients, a skill that I sadly lack... but she could whip up a perfect pie, decadent brownies, and impressive desserts. You name it, she could bake it!

I immediately started joining Kathy in her home on Saturday mornings for my weekly lady lessons, as we liked to call them. I learned how to properly make pimento cheese, bagels, pies, and my very favorite treat to date, "Lumples." Well, that's what she called them. A sort of scone, muffin, pastry lump-of-a-thing which is stuffed with fresh blueberries and smells of heavenly lavender. Like me, they are slightly hard on the outside, flaky and delicate on the inside, and just slightly, perfectly sweet. And I mustn't forget the glaze. Ah, the glaze. They are drizzled with a light meyer lemon glaze that adds the slightest taste of sour. And there you have it. A lumple. The kind you'd never want to have removed. I love them.

Blueberry & Lavender "Lumples"

Ingredients:
Makes about 8 Lumples

2 cups unbleached King Arthur all purpose flour (Kathy said King Arthur is the ONLY flour to use.)

1 teaspoon kosher salt

3 teaspoons baking powder

3 tablespoons sugar

1 teaspoon dried lavender buds

1 egg 

3/4 cup whole milk

7 tablespoons chilled, unsalted butter

Method:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees and line baking sheets with parchment paper.

In a large bowl, sift flour, sugar, baking soda, and salt together. 

Cut the chilled butter into small pieces and blend together with your fingers until the mixture resembles course corn meal.

Mix in the dried lavender buds. You can find these in the spice aisle at Whole Foods and other nice grocery stores. 

Add the egg and the milk and mix quickly with a fork until just combined. Do not over mix or the lumples will become dense. 

Drop large spoonfuls of the dough onto the prepared cookie sheets, about two inches apart. The dough can be kind of messy. Then, once the lumples are formed, add several blueberries to each lumple by lightly pushing them into the lumple so that they will stay in place while baking. You don't want to mix the blueberries into the mixture before forming the lumples because the berries will get mushy and mix into the dough. 

Bake 15-20 minutes until just slightly golden. 

Meyer lemon glaze:

2/3 cup confectioner's sugar (sifted well)

6 tablespoons of butter at room temperature

Juice of 1 Meyer lemon

Mix well until smooth. If the glaze is too thick to drizzle, add another tablespoon of softened butter.

Drizzle with the Meyer Lemon Glaze onto the lumples immediately after removing them from the oven. The heat will make the glaze melt perfectly over the lumple. 

Enjoy!

Buttermilk Baked Doughnuts

Happy doughnut day! (Yes, that is actually a day....)

I made classic glazed doughnuts a while back (recipe HERE) and while they were super fun to make, I decided that I am actually much more of a baked doughnut fan. They are a bit healthier (around 150 calories!), and much less time consuming to make. So, in honor of doughnut day, get baking! 

Cinnamon and Sugar Buttermilk Baked Doughnuts

Ingredients:

Nonstick cooking spray
1 cup all purpose flour flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup low-fat buttermilk
2 large eggs
1/4 cup honey
2 tablespoons melted butter
1 tablespoon vanilla extract

For Topping:
Equal parts cinnamon and sugar

Method:

Preheat oven to 425°. Lightly coat a doughnut pan with cooking spray.

Combine flours and ingredients through salt in a large bowl, stirring well with a whisk.

Combine buttermilk, eggs, honey, butter, and vanilla, stirring well with a whisk. 
Add buttermilk mixture to flour mixture; whisk just until combined. 
Spoon batter into doughnut pans, filling two thirds full. 
Bake in middle of oven until doughnuts spring back when touched and are golden on bottom (about 8 minutes). 
Let cool in pan slightly, about 4 minutes, and then remove doughnuts carefully from the pan. 
While the doughnuts are still warm, roll them in cinnamon and sugar mixture to coat.

Dark Chocolate Spelt Brownies

We are just over two weeks into 2014 and I must say, I am doing some really impressive things this year. Things like going to bed a little bit earlier, eating a little bit healthier, and drinking a little less... Like almost 1/2 a glass less, per day! Also, in an effort to find my long lost abs, I've started doing Pilates... ok, I'm only two classes in, but how many have you done this year!? And, get this, I have even started washing my face before bed. Maybe it was kind of gross that I didn't already do that, but that's beside the point. My point, my as ever, long winded point, is about making good decisions. But, here's what you have keep in mind: Good decisions are actually bad decisions if they are not as much fun as the bad decisions. Which mean if good decisions can become bad decisions they are actually good decisions because... Oh my God I've gone cross-eyed. This is why I can never watch "Back To The Future."

Now, lets put today's lesson into food terms, which are the best terms.

Bad decision: 
Coming home from Pilates and eating a brownie.

Look, I am all for indulging, but that brownie just negated my entire workout that was hard enough to drag myself to in the first place.

"Good" decision: 
Coming home from Pilates and eating some stupid boring greek yogurt or protein bar thing that leaves my mouth tasting like monohydrogonatedmadeupfoodstuff and still craving that damn brownie.

Best decision:
Coming home from Pilates and indulging in a brownie that actually tastes as good as the real thing, but has just a hint of nutrition. Not a healthy brownie, but a browny with a hint of health, a whisper of well-being. I am not talking about some disgusting, cardboard resembling, makes you want to puke brownie. I am talking about a brownie that actually tastes as good as the real thing, made with real ingredients, with real names and that has some whole grain goodness!

Yes I said whole grains! More specifically: spelt.

Now, you may remember spelt because that's how your "special" friend in elementary said and spelled "spelled." Or, hopefully, you remember it from the best ever peanut butter cookies that you can find the recipe for HERE. Spelt is a relative of wheat, so, while it is low glycemic, it is not gluten free (which unless you're celiac, doesn't matter. Sorry, hip actresses.). Spelt is, however,  packed with nutrients that regular old white flour is stripped of when it is bleached and processed (like manganese and fiber). And, if you've ever eaten Cheerios, you will know that whole grains are good for your heart. Duh!

Thankfully, switching spelt for regular white flour is not like switching it out for whole wheat flour. That would be a BIG mistake. Whole wheat flour tastes a little bit like burnt chalk, while spelt flour has a toasted, nutty flavor... kind of like walnuts!

Ok, sales pitch complete. Go buy some spelt flour (I always buy this one) and get baking! And for the record... I'm not saying to eat a brownie every day after your work-out, because, let's be honest, those LuluLemon pants will not make your ass look good for very long. And while these brownies are high fiber, they do still have butter and sugar in them... I am not some hot ginger wizard. But, I do believe that everything in moderation is a-ok and, eating cardboard is just going to leave you with a raging sweet tooth anyways!

Dark Chocolate Spelt Brownies

Ingredients:
1 stick unsalted butter
1 1/2 cups bittersweet chocolate, chopped (about 6 ounces)
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 cup brown sugar
3 large, organic eggs
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon coarse salt
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
3/4 cup spelt flour

Method:
Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.

In a heatproof bowl, combine chocolate and butter and whisk over a saucepan of simmering water until melted and smooth. Remove from the heat and whisk in sugars. Whisk in eggs one at a time, until combined. Mix in cocoa, salt, vanilla, and then the spelt flour.

Pour batter into a greased 8x8 baking dish and bake for 35 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted into the middle. Let cool completely before cutting and enjoying... and I mean REALLY enjoying.

Makes about 16 brownies.

Classic Glazed Doughnuts

Today was laundry day... my absolute least favorite day. 

I really hate doing laundry for three reasons: 
1. I hate washing my laundry. 
2. I hate folding my laundry. 
3. I hate putting away my laundry. 

Yes... I believe that covers it. You see, when I was 22, I used to really like doing laundry because I thought that one day some boy would sweep in and marry my ass for being such a good wife. But, then I got married, realized that boys can be distracted with other things that make me an even better wife, and decided that I really, REALLY hate doing laundry. I am a feminist's worst nightmare. 

So, how do I make laundry day bearable? With projects. 

A few weeks ago my project was cleaning out my closet and boxing up all my clothes that I swore I would wear again 5 years ago for charity (or my sister...) Today my project was doughnuts. 

I don't really like doughnuts, but I like them better than doing laundry and they make my house smell good. Plus, tomorrow is fried chicken night and lord knows when I get that deep fryer out, I really go for it... so I did. I went for it. My house smells like a Krispy Kreme, my clothes are clean, and my husband is happy... in all of the ways. 

doughnuts.

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon active dry yeast

1 cup whole milk, heated to 110°F

2 to 2 1/2 cups bread flour

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

3 large egg yolks

2 tablespoons sugar

1/2 teaspoon table salt

4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, softened at room temperature and cut into cubes

Vegetable oil for frying

Special Equipment: 

Stand mixer, deep fryer, wire cooling racks

Method:

In a medium bowl, combine 1 tablespoon of the yeast with 3/4 cup of the warm milk and stir to dissolve the yeast. Add 3/4 cup of the flour and stir to create a smooth paste. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and let the flour mixture rest in a warm place for 30 minutes.

Once 30 minutes have passed, in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the remaining 1 teaspoon yeast with the remaining 1/4 cup milk (the milk will be room temperature at this point). Add the rested flour mixture along with the vanilla and egg yolks and mix on low until the ingredients are incorporated and the dough is smooth, about 30 seconds. Turn off the mixer and add 1 cup of flour, along with the sugar and salt. Mix on medium until the dough starts to come together, about 30 seconds. Add the butter and mix on medium until it's incorporated, about 30 seconds.

Remove the paddle attachment from the mixer, and switch to the dough hook. Start adding the remaining flour, 1/4 cup at a time (turning the mixer off for each addition) and knead the dough on medium until it completely pulls away from the side of the bowl and is smooth and not too sticky, about 1 minute. The dough will be very soft and moist but not so sticky that you can't roll it out. (For this step, you may only need to use as little as 1/4 cup flour, so there may be flour leftover.) Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and let the dough rest in a warm place for 30 minutes.

Once 30 minutes have passed, gently press down on the dough to remove any gas bubbles then chill, covered, for at least 1 hour and up to 12 hours.

When ready to roll out the dough, line a baking sheet with a lightly floured non-terry towel. Lightly flour a work surface and roll out the dough to a 1/2-inch thickness. Using doughnut or cookie cutters, cut out 3-inch-diameter rounds with 1-inch-diameter holes. (For filled doughnuts, don't cut out the holes.) Arrange the doughnuts on the prepared baking sheet, leaving at least 1 inch between doughnuts. Cover the doughnuts loosely with plastic wrap and let them proof in a warm place until almost doubled in size, 30 to 40 minutes. Check to see if the doughnuts are ready every 5 to 10 minutes. To test, use a fingertip to lightly touch one of the doughnuts. If the dough springs back immediately, it needs more time; if it springs back slowly, it's ready; and if the dough doesn't spring back at all, it's over-proofed. You can punch down and reroll over-proofed dough once.

While the doughnuts are proofing, line a baking sheet with 2 layers of paper towels and place a wire rack on top of the towels. In a heavy-bottomed large pot or deep fryer, heat at least 2 inches of oil until a deep-fry thermometer registers 360°F. Working in batches, use a slotted metal spoon or spatula to carefully place the doughnuts in the hot oil. Fry, flipping once, until light golden brown, 1 to 2 minutes per side. Transfer as done to the wire rack and return the oil to 360°F between batches. Let the doughnuts cool slightly before glazing

To make the glaze:

Vanilla glaze

1 1/2 cups confectioners/powdered sugar, sifted

2 tbsp milk

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 

Maple- cinnamon glaze

1 1/2 cups confectioners/powdered sugar, sifted

2 tbsp milk

2 tbsp maple syrup

1 tsp maple extract

1 tsp cinnamon

Chocolate glaze

1 1/2 cups confectioners/ powdered sugar, sifted

4 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder, sifted

3 tbsp milk

1 tsp pure vanilla extract

Method:

Combine ingredients. Dip cooled doughnuts in the glaze and set on wire cooling racks to set. 

**a tip: do a better job sifting your cocoa powder than I did or you will have ugly, clumpy glaze. ugh. 

Recipe taken from Epicurious.com.

Actually Good Zucchini & Banana Muffins with Flaxseed & Spelt

This is miracle.
Seriously.

Right now blogging is just about the last thing I want to do. You see, the Mr. and I are leaving for Italy in just under two months and having just started planning our trip (finally), the only thing I want to do when I sit in front of a computer is go to TripAdvisor.com and book romantic bed and breakfasts in Piedmont, make dinner reservations in Emilia-Romagna, and map out our to-do list in Rome, Florence, and Venice. I mean, the fact that I have even typed half of a paragraph is blowing my mind. I am a woman obsessed. And honestly, how could I not be?! We've been dreaming about this vacation for as long as I can remember and now that it's almost a reality, it might be taking over my life.

If we're being honest... 20 minutes or so just passed while I cheated on you with TripAdvisor.... oops. 

Even though I haven't blogged in almost a week, I will have you know that I have still been working it in the kitchen. I've taken photos, jotted down recipes, fed my husband..... all of the things.  But even now,  I sat down to blog and a B&B in Barolo just confirmed our reservation and suddenly my mind is drifting yet again. 

Lucky for you, I am eating a left over muffin (because I am too lazy to make myself lunch) and remembered that I have a recipe to share. Hopefully I will end up sharing it at some point... ADD is a very real thing in my life right now. Ok, two more things and then the recipe will come. Promise.

1. This overcast weather is a tease. It's really turning my rain loving lady brain on in the worst way and I really don't like being disappointed. Plus, this humidity? Gross.

2. I got a new job today!!!! Well, it's not a new job.... it's my same job, but rebooted and better in    every single way possible! I will still be working as a personal chef, so discretion is key, but if I could tell you, you'd be totally happy for me... so, I am very excited!!! I will get to have dinner with my husband again, work less hours, not commute to Malibu (thank god!!!) and make more money! Ah!

Ok, so on to these muffins......

If you can't tell, we have been on zucchini overload lately. Between our garden and our CSA, I've needed to get creative to use them all up! You can only eat grilled zucchini so many times and I haven't been able to figure out how to put it into ice-cream yet (gross) so I decided to put my baking face on (it's mostly my face, just swap light makeup for a light dusting of flour). 

I made zucchini bread a while back and while it was delicious and pretty healthy, I still had a hard time eating it because it didn't have that much nutritional value. I always say that everything in moderation is A-OK, but I don't really love eating anything that my body doesn't get any value from. Well, except for ice-cream, obviously. And alcohol. Thankfully wine has SOME good properties about it, such as lycopenes and making me a blast at any party. Anyways, I was super excited to come across this recipe for zucchini muffins because not only are they packed with nutrition from the zucchini and banana, but they are also packed with whole grains. I used whole wheat flour, spelt four, which contains more nutrition and protein than wheat flour, and ground flaxseed, which is super high in omega-3s and other beneficial nutrients..... and not only did they pass my test, but they passed the husband test, which is very tricky for baked goods!!!

  Zucchini & Banana Muffins with Flaxseed & Spelt

Ingredients: 
Nonstick cooking spray (I used spray coconut oil)
1 cup organic whole wheat flour
3/4 cup organic spelt flour 
1/2 cup ground flaxseed 
3/4 cup lightly packed light-brown sugar 
2 teaspoons baking soda 
1 teaspoon baking powder 
1/2 teaspoon coarse salt 
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 
1 1/2 cups coarsely grated zucchini (from 1 large zucchini)
1/2 cup mashed ripe banana (from 1 large banana) 
3/4 cup non-fat milk 
1 large egg, lightly beaten 
1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract

 

whole grains are the best grains.

Method:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly coat 12 standard muffin cups with cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk together flour, flaxseed, brown sugar, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon. Add zucchini and banana and stir to combine. In a small bowl, whisk together milk, egg, and vanilla. Add milk mixture to flour mixture and mix until just combined. Do not over mix! Over mixing the spelt flour will cause your muffins to be crumbly instead of moist because the gluten in spelt flour break down very easily.

Divide batter among muffin cups. Bake until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 20 to 25 minutes. Let muffins cool completely in pan on a wire rack, about 30 minutes.

Makes 12 muffins. 
Recipe adapted from Martha Stewart 

 

hey, muffin.

A Perfectly Messy Apple Galette

Some things in life are better a bit messy. I know, this may be shocking coming from one of the most OCD people ever, but let's discuss.... actually, speaking of OCD, let's make a list.

Things that are better messy:
Hair- Besides the fact I hate showering, I really do think a little bed head looks good on everyone.
Beds- Seriously, you are going to sleep in it in about 12 hours, unless you are having a bedroom party (which I've never done and won't be doing again on Sept. 21st, MOM!)
Dogs- I say this only because I am giving myself a free pass for never washing mine... and because our friend Pat's dog Bosworth is always smelly and I love him.
Tupperware drawers- There's lots of fun reasons to bend over. Cleaning a drawer is not one.
Beards- My husband, Marc Ruffalo (Not necessarily in that order.)
Purses- Please let me know if you are the one woman alive that keeps hers clean, so I can beat you to death with my filthy fifty pound purse
Food- Keep reading, you'll see...

Let's be honest, I don't even have kids yet (except our roommate, Michael) and I can barely keep my house clean..... So, I think it is completely safe to say that maybe everything (except hardwood floors) is better a little bit messier..... Especially food.

When I was at Le Cordon Bleu I used to lose points all the time because my plating was "too rustic." I'm sorry, we're talking about food here and unless you are some kick-ass chef that plates food like a boss, I feel like everyone can appreciate a good rustic, family-style meal. So, dear Le Cordon Bleu, get over yourself. You make people go to college in a shopping mall. Thanks. (End rant.) Anyways, as much as I can appreciate a perfectly lattice topped pie, I think that there is something just as perfect about a messy pile of apples, wrapped in a piece of dough, without a baking dish and without any regrets. Yes, I just anthropomorphized my messy pie. (And yes Richard told me what that word meant.) So, since I'm a mess, I like things messy, and it's almosssssst apple time (holy moly, fall is on its way!) I figured that we could get a head start on an apple recipe that's perfect in its own messy way.... just like my hair today.

 A Perfectly Off-Centered Apple Galette.

Galette is a French term to describe flat, free-form, crusty pies. (Can you tell I just googled that for you?) They are simple to make because you don't have to fuss with a perfect crust. Just wrap up your apples, throw them in the oven, and quite honestly, if the juices run or the edges get crumbly... your pie will look even more charming.
 
Ingredients:
1 1/4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 Tbs. sugar
1/4 tsp. salt
8 Tbs. (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/4-inch cubes
3 Tbs. very cold water
4-6 granny smith apples, cored, sliced, peeled if you want
3 tbs sugar
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
Zest from 1 lemon
1 egg white for egg wash
A little extra sugar for sprinkling, preferably the course kind for pies (this is completely optional!)

Method:
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.

Make your pie dough. Or you can buy it... you know I don't judge. I actually made my dough this time (shocker!) and it turned out great, so I believe in you.

To make the dough by hand, in a large bowl, stir together the flour, sugar and salt. Cut the butter into the flour mixture until the texture resembles coarse cornmeal... I always use my hands for this... it's way easier and then you can get a feel for the dough. Wash your hands first, thanks. Add the water and mix with a fork just until the dough pulls together.

To make the dough in a stand mixer, fit the mixer with the flat beater, and stir together the flour, sugar and salt in the mixer bowl. Add the butter and toss with your hands (or a fork) to coat with the flour mixture. Mix on medium-low speed until the texture resembles coarse cornmeal, with the butter pieces no larger than small peas. Add the water and mix on low speed just until the dough pulls together.

Transfer the dough to a floured surface and roll out to a 10 inch round.

For the apples, once they are cored and sliced (I didn't bother peeling mine, this is a rustic tart after all) mix them with the cinnamon, sugar, and lemon zest. Then place them in a pile in the middle of the dough. If you want to, you can arrange the top apples in a circle since you will see them once your galette is baked.  You should leave about 2 inches of dough around the edges. Take the edges of the dough and carefully fold them over the edges of the apples. The key word here is carefully.... trust me.... if your dough rips, it is a pain in the ass. Butttttt, it is not the end of the world, just press it back together and try folding the dough over the apples again. You can do it.

Brush the crust with the egg wash and bake on a parchment paper lined tray for about 40 minutes, turning every 15 minutes or so, until golden brown. Remove from the oven and let stand for 15 minutes before serving with vanilla ice cream or lightly sweetened whipped cream.

This recipe is dedicated to my sweet friend Jenapher with whom I used to cause lots of ruckus in my high school years. She now has baby number two on the way (eee congrats!) and is about to harvest her apple tree!! I am on dog number four and still trying to figure out how to stop them from barking. Ugh! But we did get a big harvest of concord and muscat grapes this year!

Wine & Cheese. Happy Sunday

It's that day. The best day of the week. Happy Sunday everyone! Thank you DomaineLA for another fabulous tasting!

This post is worth 1000 words......

why yes, those are homemade pickles

advice.

domaineLA = the real deal.

rose for days

This bitch.....

the loves of my life (I am talking about their glasses, obviously....)

Cheers!

xx

Strawberry Basil Hand Pies

Since turning 27 (and immediately becoming older, more mature, and grown-up) I have had a few revelations:

1. My hangovers now SUCK. Way worse than ever. I mean, waaaaay worse. Pizza has stopped saving me, which is probably a good thing because....

2. That one slice of pizza from last week.... now likes to make itself right at home on my ass. That is NOT it's home!

3. I have learned that it is that time in my life where I can no longer have everything I want. (At least when it comes to food. In the rest of my life, however, 27 is an ideal age to get EVERYTHING I want.) 

So, with all of my external ass checking and internal soul searching I have learned to just accept that dessert and I are now on a break. In fact, we've gotten a divorce. Yeah, it was that serious.  

But then I realized that there are two things in life that I love even more than dessert... and they are WINE & CHEESE. So in my breakup with desert I've learned how to live footloose and fancy free and enjoy being "single." Because now, this "single" girl, has regular trysts with her two favorite suitors, wine and cheese. (Or "vino y queso" if I'm feeling a little extra slutty).

So, just when I thought I'd finally moved on from desert and was embracing my inner Samantha (she liked threesomes, too, right?) along comes a recipe that just sweeps me off my feet and makes me rethink everything. I mean EVERYTHING. 

Not only are these little pies desert, they go really well with wine (a glass of rose) and cheese (any and all). So now I'm all confused, my world is turned upside down, and thanks to these little pies, this little ginger is ALL HANDS...

Strawberry Basil Hand Pies

Ingredients:

For the crust-

You can make your own crust. I don't. There is perfectly good pie crust at the market that takes 1/48374 of the mess and work and self loathing. I hate making pie crust. It is not something I am good at and I like being good at everything.

For the filling-

3 cups strawberries, hulled and quartered

2 Tablespoons sugar

1 Tablespoon cornstarch

1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped

You will also need:

1 egg

Sugar for dusting

garden berries

Method:

In a saucepan, combine all of the filling ingredients and heat until thick and bubbly, stirring constantly. The filling should take about 8-10 minutes to get really think. If you stop stirring it will burn or turn hard and nothing will be good. 

Once thick, remove from heat, cover, and set aside. 

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. 

On a floured surface, roll out pie dough to about 1/4 inch thickness. Using a biscuit cutter, the rim of a glass, or some other circular thing you can find in your kitchen, cut dough into about 4 inch circles. 

Using a pastry brush (or your finger) dab egg wash along the outer rim of 1/2 of the pieces of dough. 

On each egg washed piece of dough, mound a tablespoon or so of filling right in the middle. Place a non egg washed piece of dough on top, making sure the two pieces of dough are "glued" together. Then take a fork and crimp the edges of each pie. 

Repeat this until you are out of dough.... I had leftover filling and a spoon and made that work. Don't judge me. 

Place pies on a parchment lined baking sheet. Brush each pie with egg wash, poke a few holes in the top to let the steam out, and dust with course sugar. 

Bake 18-22 minutes until the crust is golden and the filling is starting to ooze out. 

Peanut Butter & Spelt Cookies

I have been on this sort of "health food" kick lately. Lame, I know. Maybe it's because my birthday is coming up (4 days.... I like presents) and I am starting to become more aware that what you put in your body really does make a difference. Maybe it's the charming few post-wedding pounds that have found a home with me.... or maybe it's because I spend way too much time at Whole Foods and I can't escape it. Who knows. But none the less... there has been kale in our fajitas, flax in our cereal and Rich is probably wondering why the white sugar and flour have suddenly disappeared from our home. 

Now, usually I would rather a full ban on tasty desserts than waste my time with ones that taste like cardboard. I have tried my fair share of "healthy" dessert recipes, whole wheat cookies (what a joke!) and gluten free nightmares.... but these cookies seriously take the cake.... like the full fat, calorie, sugar, diabetes inducing cake. And they have none of that in them! Ok, maybe a few calories..... but they are sugar free, dairy free, and egg free (Cindy Keith- these won't kill you!!) "Everything in moderation" have always been my words to live by...and they still are, but with these cookies you can totally have an extra one when nobody is looking.  I almost didn't want to admit how delicious they are.... but I am. The texture, which is usually the first thing to go with vegan cookies, is spot on. Now, you will have to make a Whole Foods run because even I didn't have spelt flour on hand, but 10 minutes in memorial day traffic is totally worth it! This is a super simple recipe that I feel like just became a staple for me. Delicious!

peanut better & spelt cookies

Ingredients:
2 cups spelt flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp sea salt
1 cup natural peanut butter
1/3 cup tahini
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/3 cup olive oil
1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Method:
Heat your oven to 350 degree. Mix 1 1/2 cups of the spelt flour, baking soda, and salt in a large bowl. 
In a separate bowl, combine peanut butter, tahini, maple syrup, olive oil, and vanilla. Stir until combined. Pour the peanut butter mixture over the flour mixture and fold them together until combined, try not to over work the dough. If it is too loose, you can add some more flour to it. Drop by heaping tablespoonfuls onto parchment-lined baking sheets. Press down on each one gently with the back of a fork. 
Bake for 10-12 minutes, don’t over bake or they will be dry. 


This recipe is from Greenkitchenstories.com and is surely not the last one that I will try from them!

Pumpkin Doughnut Muffins to Cure the Sniffles

I woke up this morning with a little sniffle.... you know, the kind induced by copious amounts of wine and super aggravating Santa Ana winds that keep you up all night the night before.

But with sniffles and all I have had an incredibly productive day. Seriously. 

Today's Accomplishments:
Finally fell asleep at 7:30am (my greatest accomplish of all, if I do say so)
Woke up SO bright eyed and bushy tailed at 9:30am.
Laid on the couch until noon with a mopey look on my face. 
Finalized my halloween costume...... well, THOUGHT about it, at least. 
Read 26 Thanksgiving Menus from Bon Appetite.... word. for. word. 
Finally decided to get my bum off the couch and bake.

(this is where things get good.....)

There is something about baking that really makes me feel better when I am sick. My cure for the common cold? Baking 6 dozen cookies and 2 pies. My cure for the sniffles and **mopes? Baking PUMPKIN DOUGHNUT MUFFINS. Yes, they are a real thing..... a really really yummy thing. 

** in case you are wondering, the "mopes" are also a real thing, usually caused by feeling sick but not sick enough to require constant care and cuddles..... so you mope. 

Ingredients:
1 1/4 sticks of butter, plus more for greasing the pan. 
3 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for pan

2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1/4 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon coarse salt

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon ground allspice

1/3 cup buttermilk

1 1/4 cups pure pumpkin puree (from a 15-ounce can)

3/4 cup light brown sugar

2 large eggs

3/4 cup granulated sugar

2 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1/4 cup (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, melted

Method:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Grease 12 muffin cups with butter and flour.

In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nutmeg, and allspice.

In a small bowl, whisk together buttermilk and pumpkin puree.

In a large bowl (yes, you really use three different sized bowls) using an electric mixer, beat butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at a time, scraping down bowl as needed. With mixer on low, add flour mixture in three additions, alternating with two additions pumpkin mixture, and beat to combine.

Divide the batter into each of the 12 muffin cups and bake until a toothpick inserted in center of a muffin comes out clean, about 30 minutes. Let the muffins cool. 

Combine granulated sugar and cinnamon in a small bowl. 

Working with one at a time, remove muffins from pan, brush all over with butter, then toss to coat in sugar mixture.

Let muffins cool completely on a wire rack and enjoy!

Disclaimer.... these may directly cause diabetes and/or heart failure... but it will all be worth it. To. Die. For.

PB & Pumpkin PUPcakes

I was baking Pumpkin & Oatmeal cookies today (recipe coming soon, obvi) when I found myself spoon feeding the dogs the left over pumpkin puree..... classy. I realized that if Richard walked in the kitchen and found me feeding the dogs human food with our sliver ware, I might be in a little bit of trouble.... next best thing? Baking them human like treats... which is was more fun than folding the tower of laundry that I have piled on our dining room table. Priorities, people.

Since once a year we choose one of our dogs as the favorite that actually gets to have their birthday recognized, I figured that since right now Ollie is my favorite dog (sorry, Lucy.... maybe next time give me morning kisses before Rich) and his b-day is actually sometime around now, the universe was pretty much FORCING me to throw a birthday "party" for him.  And that's exactly what I plan to do. 10 minutes.... 3 PUPcakes..... and 3 dogs. Let's be serious.... by 10 minutes I mean 10 seconds of full on  pupcake devouring celebration. We are clearly the best dog parents ever.

PB & Pumpkin PUPcakes

Ingredients:
1 1/4 cup water
1/2 cup canned pumpkin
1/2 egg, slightly beaten
1/4 tsp vanilla
2 tablespoons peanut butter
1 3/4 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup oats
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp cinnamon

Method:
Combine all ingredients. Spoon into mini cupcake liners and bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. Cool. I always "frost" my pupcakes with some whipped cream cheese, but I am pretty sure your dog will enjoy them without it....depends how obnoxious you want to be.
Store in an open container or paper bag in the refrigerator.

And just incase you are curious as to what chaos looks like in our home......

Pumpkin Spice Whoopie Pies with Maple Cream Cheese Frosting

Ya, you read right.... h.e.a.v.e.n.


I think today was the first day... ahem, morning.... that it felt like fall. The marine layer took an extra hour to burn off, so I actually had a blissful moment where I thought I would actually get to wear a sweater for fall... which meant that I had to do make sort of pumpkin-y mess in the kitchen.

I am making sure to ease my new fiancé into the holiday baking terror that I can be...... apparently baking 6 pies and 4 loaves of bread in an afternoon while watching Home Alone on repeat is not normal behavior for most girls, so I figure that if I bake a little here and there, when I turn into full fledged crazy christmas cookie mode he will barely notice what I have become. Fingers crossed.

Pumpkin Spice Whoopie Pies with Maple Cream Cheese Frosting

Ingredients:
3 cups flour
2 tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup canola oil
3 cups pumpkin puree (I used pumpkin pie puree..... and I still added all of the above spices. I highly recommend making the same mistake as I did.)
2 eggs
1 1/2 tsp vanilla

For the Maple Cream Cheese Frosting:
3 cups of powdered sugar
8 ounces whipped cream cheese at room temp.
4 ounces/ 1 stick of butter at room temp
3 tablespoons of PURE, REAL maple syrup***

***Note: Please, for the love of all Canadians, do not use that awful fake stuff. That's all that I can even say about that. That said (being Canadian and all) I may have added a little extra maple syrup..... just a little.....

Method:
Combine dry ingredients and set aside.
In a large bowl cream together granulated sugar, brown sugar, and oil. Whisk in the pumpkin puree, eggs, and vanilla and mix well.
Gently add the flour and spice mixture to the pumpkin mixture and whisk until completely combined.
Using a small cookie scoop (I recommend getting one so that all of the cookies are the same size since you will be pairing them together) drop dollops of the dough on parchment paper lined cookie sheets about 1 inch apart.

Bake for 12 minutes at 350 degrees until a toothpick is inserted into the cookie and comes out clean.
Let the cookies cool completely while you make the frosting.

For the Frosting:
Beat the butter and cream cheese together until light and fluffy.... I highly suggest using a stand mixer because I am lazy. You don't want any lumps. Add the powdered sugar and maple syrup and continue to whip until light and fluffy.

To Assemble:
I always use a ziplock bag to pipe frosting.... it is easy, mess free, and looks nice. Turn half of the cooled cookies over and pipe about a tablespoon of frosting onto each one. You want to leave a little border around the edge so that the frosting doesn't go everywhere when you put them together. Press an un-frosted  cookie onto and gently press together. Refrigerate for 30 minutes before serving so that the cookies have time to set.

*recipe barely adapted from Baked: New Frontiers in Baking.